Friday, December 17, 2010

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

It's bowl season!
I'll be making predictions for all 35 (!!!) bowl games. 35, you say? Yes, 35. Which brings me to some points, numbered for your convenience:
  1. There are too many bowl games.
  2. They have stupid names.
  3. They have stupid corporate names.
  4. Their corporate sponsors don't even try to make their bowl names about football.
These problems combine to make The Most Wonderful Time of the Year downright unwatchable at times, if only because I shudder to think of Lou Holtz blubbering over "San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl" or "Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl."

How's this for a general rule: Bowl games should never be more than 2 words long, including "Bowl." And The Rose Bowl gets a "The" and a "Game." Otherwise, 2 words. There are something like 200,000 words in the English language. Pick one, and name your bowl game. You can put your corporate logo below it.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Hindsight is 20/20: Week 14

So we come to it at last: the end of the regular season.
Last week's record: 7-3
Overall Regular Season Record: 95-45 (67.9%)
vs. the Machine: 37-37 (50%)


Let's go back to my BOLD PREDICTIONS at the beginning of the year and see how I did....


Sun Belt: 
The Prediction: Middle Tennessee goes on to win the Sun Belt Championship.
Did it happen? No. The Sun Belt was a mess this year, won by 6-6 (6-2) Florida International.
Thought of the year: It's a bad sign when your conference champion goes 0-4 non-conference.


MAC:
The Prediction: Temple Wins the MAC.
Did it happen? No. The Owls went 8-4, beating Big East Champ UConn, but... were left out of a bowl. ...and THAT, my friends, is this week's sign of the apocalypse.
Thought of the year: It was expected that Central Michigan would drop off a bit... but at 3-9... wow.


C-USA:
The Prediction: Houston goes undefeated, but gets left out of the BCS.
Did it happen? No. Not even close. Though, I should add, in my defense, I did not expect both the 1st and 2nd string QBs to be knocked out for the season... in the same game (@UCLA, week 2).
Thought of the year: UCF is cementing its place as a power in Florida. In weeks 11 and 12 it was the highest-ranked team in the state.


WAC:
The Prediction: Idaho almost beats Boise. They finish second in the conference, and Vandals quarterback Nathan Enderle puts up 3500 yards passing.
Did it happen? No... but... Enderle put up 3314 yards, so I was close. oh, and the Boise thing, I don't know what I was smoking.
Thought of the year: A three-way tie for 1st? What is this, the Big 12 South? Hawaii, Nevada, and Boise tied for first with Nevada's improbable come-back win over the Broncos.


Mountain West:
The Prediction: There is a three-way tie for first place in the MWC. TCU beats BYU; BYU beats Utah; Utah beats TCU.
Did it happen? No. TCU took the title and beat the other two over the head with it.
Thought of the year: The Mountain West conference of 2012 looks suspiciously like the WAC of 2010. hmm...


Pac-10:
The Prediction: Oregon State wins the 'Civil War' against Oregon, claiming the (last?) PAC-10 title.
Did it happen? Not in the slightest. This prediction was just embarrassingly wrong.
Thought of the year: Well, the Pac-10 has Stanford, Oregon, and... and... 7-5 Arizona. oh, and guilt-ridden and NCAA-sanctioned USC. Ooh Ooh! I know! The best 6-6 team in the country (Arizona State)? Ok. Let's admit it. This conference has seen better years.


Big East:
The Prediction: Connecticut wins the Big East (!!!)
Did it happen? YES! Of all my predictions, this was, in my opinion, by far the most dicey. So it counts more than all the ones I got wrong.
Thought of the year: Wow, this is a BCS conference?


ACC:
The Prediction: Duke goes to a bowl game.
Did it happen? No. That's all.
Thought of the year: Hey, everyone! The ACC champion lost to James Madison! point and laugh!

Big Ten:
The Prediction: Michigan goes bowl-less again, finishing 5-7.
Did it happen? Nope. The wolverines are headed for a date with Mississippi State on the 1st. Unfortunately for Rich Rod, he still managed to lose 5 of his last 7. Congrats!
Thought of the year: Was Michigan State actually that good? We still don't know. We do know, however, that Wisconsin, as they're playing now, could beat anyone in the country. I'd take them over either Oregon or Auburn, easy.

Big 12:
The Prediction: Baylor goes to a bowl game.
Did it happen? YESSSS. The Bears went 8-4, and even were sitting in 1st place in the Big 12 South for a time. (!!!)
Thought of the year: The Big 12 had 5 solid teams, each of which could have (and did) beat all the others. What wonderful parity.

SEC:
The Prediction: LSU disappoints going 8-5. Les Miles leaves for Michigan.
Did it happen? Yes, LSU disappointed, screwing up in every way possible. But No. They won 10 games. Yes, Les Miles wants to leave. No, It's not for Michigan. He'd just rather be out in a pasture, that's all.
Thought of the year: Cam "Take the Money and Run" "Son of a Preacher Man" Newton. 'Nuff said.







Thursday, December 2, 2010

Week 14 Predictions

Week 12 Record: 7-3
2010 Overall Record: 88-42 (67.7%)
VS the Machine: 30-31 (49.2%)
Hmm... there aren't a whole bunch of games to choose from this week. 2 Big East games and 3 Pac-10? Yuckkkk...
*the only different computer pick is that FSU beats VT, 31-29


Thursday, December 2
#32 Arizona 34 @ #80 Arizona State 20

Friday, December 3
*MAC Championship Game: #22 Northern Illinois 42 vs. #44 Miami (OH) 21

Saturday, December 4
#82 Rutgers 10 at #24 West Virginia 28

#3 Oregon 45 @ #61 Oregon State 24

#57 Connecticut 24 @ #50 South Florida 28

#36 USC 31 @ #81 UCLA 17

*Conference USA Championship Game: #47 Southern Methodist 27 @ #27 UCF 38

*ACC Championship Game: #21 Florida State 24 vs. #17 Virginia Tech 27

*Big 12 Championship Game: #9 Oklahoma 21 vs. #14 Nebraska 17

Game of the Week: SEC Championship Game: #1 Auburn vs. #18 South Carolina
Auburn 31, South Carolina 23
This one makes me uneasy, but I have to go with the higher-probability choice. Can South Carolina win? Sure. Auburn is by no means the most dominating #1 team in memory (and perhaps the least). But it will be difficult, and Auburn has certainly proven itself capable of blowouts as well as comebacks. Unfortunately for the Gamecocks, Auburn represents a challenge similar to Arkansas, one that USC failed terribly.

Hindsight is 20/20 - Week 13

Last week's record: 7-3
2010 Overall Record: 88-42 (67.7%)
VS the Machine: 30-31 (49.2%)

Week 13 Stream of Consciousness: Texas experienced its first losing season since 1998. Nothing is more sweet to the Aggies than denying Texas of a bowl game... What. The. Heck. Auburn. Surely never has a championship contender won in so many close calls and ferocious comebacks.... The Ducks are headed for a date with Auburn in Glendale, so long as they don't pull a 2007 West Virginia-esque meltdown in their last game at 5-6 Oregon State... BOISE LOST?!?.... Michigan didn't have a chance against the superior speed of the little sisters of the. . . ahem, Ohio State... Arkansas QB Ryan Mallett has cemented himself as one of the best QBs in the country. Sadly, he is outshone in his own division by Mr. Money-bags... The Utes have had a slightly disappointing end to a season that started out so strong... How far has Florida fallen? Far. Just not as far as Texas... South Carolina will put up more of a challenge for Auburn than people think. . . upset? idk.... aaaand the Sooners take Bedlam yet again. Years of utter domination don't end in a single night... unless you're Boise State.


Week 13 WTF?
WTF, college teachers? You gave me too much homework this week to do a proper Hindsight!


Game of the Week: Oklahoma 47 - Oklahoma State 41
GOTW Record: 8-5 (61.5%)